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崩老头模拟器
An absurd conversation card game and life sim. Build your deck, read the room and chain cards into combos while balancing affection, suspicion, time and rent. Your next outrageous request might earn a transfer or an awkward reply. Simplified Chinese only.
- Разработчик
- Yiwen
- Издатель
- 口袋刻丝工作室
- Дата выхода
- 31.10.2026
- Платформы
- Windows, macOS
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He's talking feelings. You're counting down to rent day.崩老头模拟器 is an absurd single-player conversation card game and life sim. Build a deck of greetings, concern, flirting and probing questions. Read the room, play your cards in order, and see whether your contact sends money or starts getting suspicious.The game currently supports Simplified Chinese only.Small talk. Carefully played.Is he complaining about work or showing off his latest success? Choose cards that fit the conversation. Affection, infatuation, suspicion and jealousy shape each relationship, and repeating the same approach may stop working.Play the long con. Land the combo.Specific sequences of three to six cards trigger named combos and comic-style celebrations. Their rewards can raise affection, lower suspicion and prepare the next conversation. Not every payoff is
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cash.Promotional concept art, not a gameplay screenshot.Absurd excuses. Very real bills.Play a request card before finding out which authored request has been randomly selected. It might be an everyday expense or completely straight-faced nonsense: "Could you buy me a 5090? I want to fine-tune GPT-6." An outrageous excuse is no guarantee of a transfer, and repeated requests can raise suspicion.Promotional concept art, not a gameplay screenshot.Choose your deck before choosing your words.Organize your deck and opening hand, balancing reliable replies, relationship progress and combo setups. Take courses to unlock new conversation cards, then bring them into your next chat.Romance can wait. Rent cannot.Chatting costs time and in-game mobile data. Rest at your apartment, take part-time jobs, shop for outfits or study new conversation skills while keeping living expenses and rent covered.This game features fictional characters, exaggerated situations and absurd humor. It is not real-world relationship or financial advice. All money and mobile-data resources described here are in-game systems.
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- Недавний релиз
Дата выхода в Steam: 2026-10-31.
Steam · 31.10.2026 22:35 UTC
Системные требования
Windows
Минимальные
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС
- Windows 11 (64-bit)
- Процессор
- Intel Core i5 (8th generation)
- Оперативная память
- 8 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта
- OpenGL 3.3 compatible graphics
- Место на диске
- 4 GB
- Дополнительно
- Local AI can run on CPU. Dialogue generation speed varies with hardware. A dedicated GPU and 16 GB RAM are recommended.
Рекомендуемые
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС
- Windows 11 (64-bit)
- Процессор
- Intel Core i5 (8th generation)
- Оперативная память
- 16 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта
- Dedicated GPU with Vulkan support for faster local dialogue
- Место на диске
- 4 GB
macOS
Минимальные
- ОС
- macOS 13.0 (Apple Silicon) / macOS 12.0 (Intel)
- Процессор
- Apple Silicon or 64-bit Intel
- Оперативная память
- 8 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта
- OpenGL 3.3 compatible graphics
- Место на диске
- 4 GB
- Дополнительно
- Local AI included. OS versions listed are build compatibility targets. Tested on Apple M4 with macOS 26.6.2; older macOS and Intel hardware have not been verified. 16 GB RAM is recommended.
Рекомендуемые
- ОС
- macOS 26.6.2
- Процессор
- Apple M4
- Оперативная память
- 16 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта
- Apple Silicon integrated GPU (Metal acceleration)
- Место на диске
- 4 GB
- Дополнительно
- Tested with 16 GB unified memory and Metal acceleration. Dialogue generation speed varies with hardware.
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