小狗不上班 Dog go on Strike

Office Weapons. Fuse Them. Evolve Them.[/h3]Staplers, coffee, keyboards, resignation letters, and 20 more base skills use distinct trajectories, timing, range, and penetration.14 compatible pairs merge into entirely new fusion attacks.8 weapon-and-passive recipes evolve through elite chests.Choose two charged ultimates from a roster of five and fire them when the workload becomes unbearable.[h3]Six Workplace Battlegrounds, 8–10 Minutes Each[/h3]Fight from the Night Office and HR Interview Cubicles through the Printer Storm Line and all the way to the Cat Boss Final Review. Every stage has its own absurd office mechanic, scaling elites, and two bosses, twelve in total. The final boss must fall before Doggo can clock out.[h3]More Than One Good Escape[/h3]Reveal enemies in the codex, uncover secrets hidden across all six stages, chase 42 playful achievements, and chain in-run Slacking Orders that can change your build on the spot. No basic-attack button. No homework-sized tutorial. Move, choose, grow stronger, and tear through the company.[h3]Language Support[/h3]Interface and in-game text: English and Simplified ChineseFirst launch: follows the Steam client language first, then the operating-system languageManual switching: available at any time in Settings and saved for future launchesVoice-over: no full voice-over in the current build