"Buy The Game, I Have a Gun" -Sheesh-Man

were never in anything noteworthy. You might wonder who I am, well I'm Sheesh-Man, I literally come from another planet, I'm like an alien, a spooky sheeshing alien to say the truth. Don't challenge me or I will sheesh your whole family, including your dog, it's not a threat, it's a fact. Now back to the game, it features over 2 hours of video footage of me and my worst enemy Swag-Girl, who even says Swag now? Pft, we all know Sheeshing is the new hip and cool thing to do. This game is an interactive movie telling the story of how I went on earth and became a super-hero or whatever, it's pretty sick if you ask me! Not sick in the sense that you will throw up, but in the sense that it's cool. This my friend was a word play, you can expect this level of humour in the game, may I say it even gets better than this, not a lot, but at least a little bit. The game as a ton of bonus content too! Even a video of Mini the dog taking a shower, can you believe it? I surely can, because it's true and it's literally in the game. Either way, I don't think you need more reasons to buy the game but I will give you another one, owning this game will show all your friends that you are indeed the best gamer of the gamers. Now back to the fact that I have a gun. (Reference to the title of the game, get it? Lol) Don't worry, I won't use it. Just remember that I could. Thank you." The one and only, -Sheesh-Man