EAT THE RICH

WARNING: DO NOT PLAY IF YOU ARE IN THE 1%. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, IS YOUR INTERPRETATION.THE DOLLAR IS DEAD2036. President Tump Jr, America’s first tree president, declares $TUMP the national currency.Money is worthless.It is now the pitchfork economy.THE PITCHFORK ECONOMYPitchforks drop randomly from the breadline.Trade them with comrades on billionaire GabeN’s marketplace.Use pitchforks to increase your net worth to buy more pitchforks.And lose them when another comrade inevitably raids you.BUILD THE MOBEAT THE RICH is a free-to-play class-warfare idle clicker with survivors combat and the soul of a 2004 MMO.Start with one worker and one wooden pitchfork. Your pitchfork throws itself. Click to throw harder.Recruit farmers, beggars, miners, blacksmiths, match girls, washerwomen, agitators, and other workers. Every recruit fights beside you and multiplies your pitchfork power.One worker becomes a crowd.A crowd becomes an economy.MAKE A BUILD. BREAK A BOSS.Stack weapons, tomes, and uncapped loadouts while the Breadline fills with enemies.Throw bricks. Swing guillotines. Weaponize tax audits, tomatoes, union drums, Molotovs, picket signs, and bees.Fight speculators, landlords, trust-fund kids, private-equity ghouls, central bankers, tech oligarchs, and billionaire bosses. Crack open their chests. Collect the remains of unimaginable wealth. Wear the monocles.Every run ends.Class war does not.EAT THE RICHDefeat bosses. Open chests. Grow your mob. Take everything that was taken from you.Or don't.ROB THE POOROther players have vaults. Other players have pitchforks. Most importantly, other players may be poorer than you.Raid them.Build your defenses. Protect your pile. Climb the leaderboard. Every victory makes you wealthier, and every bit of wealth makes you somebody else's rich—without ever letting you leave the Breadline.The revolution has no moral alignment.The leaderboard only sees net worth.Click to throw pitchforks or idle while your mob fightsRecruit and grow a visible army of workersStack weapons, tomes, and uncapped loadoutsFight satirical elites and billionaire bossesEarn ranked death chests and collectible trophiesRaid rival vaults and defend your ownFarm tradable pitchforks through chests and seasonal dropsKeep and trade eligible finds through Steam InventoryUnlock 100 Steam achievementsEat the rich or rob the poor.Become the 1% of the 99%.